The Impossible Wish List

• Ricky (and we all know who I'm talking about)
• A time machine (so I could get my lab in on time as well as my history homework)
• A work ethic (so I wouldn't need the time machine)
• An apartment in London
• Kaiser Chiefs' second album
• A personal audience with the editors of This is Fake DIY and NME
• A chance to talk to Joe Strummer (though that would require the time machine, may he r.i.p.)
• The magical ability to pause time
• A teleportation machine (like on Star Trek)
• Some semblance of sanity

And that's all I want. Screw everything else. I just want...the top 5. I don't really need the rest. Those would just be nice.