19.11.07

A Ladder

Lexi insists on meeting a tall man. I feel sorry for shortarsed men. Women are unbelievably shallow on this issue. I've never heard a man insist his wife must have big tits, but I've heard countless women complain about men's height. What do you want, you whining harridans? A ladder in a hat? Jesus. --- Charlie Brooker
I read this on The Last Bus Home and I thought, "Yeah, that's totally true." I'm not sure who Lexi is or what show Mr. Brooker is talking about, but it's true. I can live with a couple of inches shorter, but given my height that's not really saying much. But I will say this; I don't just want "a ladder in a hat." I would like a ladder with a stereo attached and a hat. So :raspberry:

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