1.7.07

Declaration of My Age

Since it seems that everyone thinks I'm a prude and blush at the reference of penis :titter:, here for everyone's enjoyment is a declaration that you can be 19 and not think sex is hilarious. So, for everyone to see:
SEX
BOOZE
PORN
DETACHABLE FUCKING PENIS

Now can we fucking move on?? Just because I don't revel in sophomoric humour doesn't fucking mean I'm the world's biggest prude. It just means I don't fucking laugh at stupid ass jokes about dicks, booze, and porn. Goddamn. Ever hear of Monty Python? Now they knew how to mix sex into comedy without waving around dicks and laughing at every single fucking hint of innuendo.
Now I'm off to take a shower. And then read about British history. So fuck you all.

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