First it should be mentioned that this is partially Sophie's fault. She did show me that damned video. Which made me add the song. Which eventually led to my current situation. So really it's entirely Sophie's fault. :nods:
Another thing should be pointed out as well. Two of the members of McFly have been on NMTB and Simon Amstell (current host) was semi-featured in the damned video. :crickets: Oh fuck it, I really like that stupid McFly song and I don't care who knows it. :raspberry:
This, what I'm about to "quote" is the best characterization of the Doctor (tenth Doctor) I've ever read. And I've read a lot of DW fan fiction in my time as an avid DW fan, so that's saying something. In any event it's from a fic by goldy_dollar on LiveJournal:

Blimey, they were turning into one of those annoying couples always joined at the hip. Maybe they should get permanently attached and get on with it. YES! Brilliant! Because then if she got pulled into a parallel world again, he’d have no choice but to go with her. The only question was, Where to get attached? As best as memory served—and he did have an extraordinarily good one—these operations could be very painful.

He thought about it. Feet were out—that would make running nearly impossible. Hips, while initially a good thought, would make it difficult to maneuver out of tight spots. Definitely not hands, he needed his free for too many things.

OH! An elbow! That didn’t sound so bad.

At this point I feel one last thing should be pointed out. You see I'm currently in desperate need of a love life, or even just a life, so I'm being a bit mushy. I blame Starter for 10 which, while being absolutely brilliant, has fuelled this mushy-ness. Hopefully this mushy-ness will end soon and I can get back to being a bitter old woman.
Ta for now.