Damn Scarf

I am irrationally jealous of an inanimate object. Namely this scarf. Completely and irrationally jealous of it. The only thing keeping me from tearing the whole thing up is that a) it's not finished and b) that would be cruel to the scarf. I think next time I'm just going to magically overcome all my inhabitions and jump him*. Though hopefully the next time I get the chance to jump him, he'll be finished with that damn scarf. Damn my eyes! Damn them to hell.
*I'm talking about Hunter. Because jumping an inanimate object is even more irrational than being jealous of it. And yes, I do want to jump him.