Place Keeper

Right. Long day. Very tired. Have funny joke. Going to bed after finished with this. Show went well. So tired. Now, joke:

An American, an Englishman and a Scot are at a bar. Each of them orders a beer. As the bartender sets their drinks in front of them, three flies buzz in and each of them land in a beer.

The American pushes his drink toward the bartender and says, “There’s a fly in my drink. Pour me another.”

The Englishman picks the fly out, shrugs and takes a drink.

A sudden noise makes them glance over at the Scot, who is holding the fly over his drink and pinching it, saying “Spit it out, ye wee thievin’ bastard!”

Yes, terrible stereotypes, but still funny, especially the last two. Now, bed.