They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab....

Once upon a time there was a man named Pete. Pete had a serious addiction to a drug called heroine. Despite many, many, many, many, many, many attempts to sober up, Pete always seemed fall back into old habits. Recently, Pete was released from a rehab clinic with a thumbs up from everyone there. About a week later, Pete was caught on film shooting up again. Now, because Pete really does want to kick the habit, he's goint back to rehab. Everyone but your cold hearted narrator was surprised.