Money, Sex...Cat

Well it seems that the pop culture juggernaut known as Twilight has finally lured me into its evil trap. Yes folks, I watched it and am still laughing. The great thing is that I took notes! So here they are, incoherant and not always in complete sentences.

• awful voice overs
• they're suppose to be in high school? all of them? seriously?
• awful emoness acting makes me sad
• robert pattinson, not so bad though, still laughable, but not as bad as kristen stewart
• oh god the contacts of doom!
• we are made of wood...balsa wood
• "you don't say hi to me"...or make eye contact
• this dialogue is amazing...ly awful and stilted, except for robert b/c he can act kind of
• edward: over protective stalker/psycho
• can't decide if this is more or less ridiculous than logan's run
• "money, sex, money, sex...cat"
• how do you grow up and not know about vampires? seriously? i mean they have one on seasame street for christ's sake
• not only does this movie hurt my soul, but the music hurts my soul too
• pattison can't always keep control of his american accent, and it's so cute when he slips :D
• "here comes the human!"
• jasper is constipated
• normal couples don't try and dance to claire de lune [because it's basically impossible, given that there's no clear beat or time signature, and I'm fairly certain it's in some weird time signature anyway]
• well that was creepy as fuck [Edward suddenly appearing in Bella's room for longer than two seconds]
• characters i like: dad, evil vampires (aka the people i'm not suppose to like)
• no! not muse, don't use muse during a baseball game!
• competitive vampire baseball: much cooler than normal baseball
• yay mormon doctor!
• i can't be bothered, this movie is too stupid
• i hope they pay for the damages done to that studio
• while edward sucks out the venom in the backgroud: yay fire! yay fire!
• i can't finish my sentences either! not only can't i leave you, i can't...i can't...:acts all flustered:
• prom? seriously? god this movie...can't finish the sentence
• they really can't dance, can they...:sigh: it's like the end of logan's run: stupid and pointless
• pattison's earnestness makes this whole thing so much more painful
• nice ending though (love the evil vampires)

By the way, I'm going to be working two days a week at WPFW. Wish it was more, but we'll see if I can fanagle some more days out people other than Gloria. Still two days out of the house is better than none. So yeah, that's about it for me. Went to see Elvis Costello last night and he played "Brilliant Mistake" which immediately made me think of David Morrissey, but otherwise not much has been going on for the past few days. Until next time (probably next Thursday, we shall see).